bubbaluh:

avatarreigisa:

homosexyality:

PSA

Simon’s friends should’ve flooded him with love and support after he was publicly outed instead of being absolute papayas and reprimanding him for being blackmailed, and should’ve begged him for forgiveness after completely abandoning him in his time of greatest need, in this essay I will

Simon tried to set up his friend with a kid she didn’t even like platonically and kept two of his friends who had wanted to date apart without anyone’s knowledge to keep a secret that, to them, seemed trivial. They felt betrayed by Simon and for good reason. They had every right to feel wronged. In this counter essay, I will

Simon did all of this because HE WAS FUCKING BLACKMAILED AND WAS AT RISK OF BEING OUTED TO HIS ENTIRE SCHOOL, WHICH IS TERRIFYING. In this counter-counter essay, I will

penaltybox14:

keigan-of-sweden:

liripip:

unleashthemidnight:

glixbitch:

uudenpaskanhaju:

Upea galaxy brain huomaus herra presidentti, arvasit meidän salaisuudet miten estetään metsäpaloja maassa missä mikään ei ole kuiva

I feel like there might be a slight difference in climate between Finland and California aksjdksja

I wish I was Finnish so I too could make fun of this 😂

Finns are generally very polite and quiet. You know you’ve fucked up when the entire country publicly makes fun of you.

@the-wandering-fire

constant-vellichor:

‘lucretia’s the rational one on the starblaster!!!!’ lmao no

lucretia is the most stubborn, extra motherfucker to ever live like she’s gone through some Cold Hard Fuckery but she also Lives And Dies For The Drama

like none of us will ever come CLOSE to the level of FOUNDING THE FANTASY ILLUMINATI, TURNING YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER INTO A BUTLER POKEMON and LITERALLY BUILDING A WHOLE SECOND FUCKING MOON rather than admitting you fucked up and asking for help from your family

like lucretia really Did That

straightboyfriend:

not to be rude but i wanna be special to someone

rudeho:

i love the infinite multiverse theory bc that means there’s a universe where ive pulled every single fire alarm ive ever seen

i-am-a-fish:

seafoamspirit:

i-am-a-fish:

remember to pay your respects to those pretending to be straight today

ive already had to pass up on one gay joke so as to not expose myself

crissle:

thotzekage:

I hate when a woman says she hates something about her body and a man says “I’d still fuck” like that’s suppose to magically clear up my skin and elevate my self esteem.

Plus men will fuck anything. There are men in a mountain somewhere fucking goats cause they gussy is tight. Bye

gussy

greghawkes:

me, on a date: “excuse me for a moment”

me: *goes to bathroom and cuts hair*

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

aimofdestiny:

dateamonster:

original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men 

facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”

new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.

addendum: if the sex demon in question is versatile, they’re a concubus, from the latin for ‘to lie with/beside’.

Proper Latin headcanon accepted.