constant-vellichor:

‘lucretia’s the rational one on the starblaster!!!!’ lmao no

lucretia is the most stubborn, extra motherfucker to ever live like she’s gone through some Cold Hard Fuckery but she also Lives And Dies For The Drama

like none of us will ever come CLOSE to the level of FOUNDING THE FANTASY ILLUMINATI, TURNING YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER INTO A BUTLER POKEMON and LITERALLY BUILDING A WHOLE SECOND FUCKING MOON rather than admitting you fucked up and asking for help from your family

like lucretia really Did That