some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me
other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand
tumblr “a massive porn botnet has visibly propagated itself across nearly every post with over 1,000 notes for the past four weeks on a site whose tos allows 13 year olds to use it and its moderators are either powerless to do anything about it or simply don’t care” dot com
I swiped my credit card on this vending machine and it said “no sale” and just spat out a dollar bill at me??
reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion
I already have minuscule wealth and extreme confusion
I know I’m the op but honestly what a mood
I’m trying to learn how to exist alone and y’all…it’s hard.
I crave human contact and interaction so freaking much.
Like, today at church, the pastor told us to hold hands with our neighbor and I about cried when the guy next to me squeezed my hand during the prayer.
EmotionalGay94 