the-gayest-dovah:

Sometimes I see a girl’s shoulders/collarbone area and I’m suddenly possessed by the spirit of a 19th century lesbian first seeing another girl removing her dress to reveal pantaloons and corset in the dorms at the all-girls boarding school her parents sent her to so she may be trained in proper etiquette

collegecatholic:

I would just like to thank the tumblr staff for not developing a memories app like other social media platforms because I really don’t need to remember what specific parts of fandoms I was into on this day in 2010

venusisfortransbians:

meathorse:

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

I totally forgot to mention that I had a whole ass conversation with Howie D from the Backstreet Boys last night

mygoldenwolf:

You’ve heard of “thanks, I hate it,” but allow me to introduce to you:

annabellehectorworldofweird:

malglories:

me, writing, throwing commas around like i’ve just won the lottery and i’m exulting in my winnings, needlessly, passionately, with no thought to the consequences,

tokoshi:

me laying in bed on my phone, needing to pee for the past half hour with my phone on 2%