the most recent ep of the good place had tahani in a dress which showed prominent stretch marks and it made me so happy and here’s jameelas pov making me even happier !

[handwritten in blue and purple: “aces watch queer culture from afar and leeching from it, substituting “gay/lesbian/bi” for “ace” in every stolen joke because you so desperately want a personality trait that will make you interesting.”]
This is an example of hate.
Hey, OP? Google Matthew Shepard PLEASE.
May you always have enough for rent.
okay so i had been spoilered all to hell already about captain america
but
i had assumed it was like other marvel stuff, where falcon is a shield agent, and that “on your left” came out of some kind of shield exercise thing
BUT NO
IT WAS LITERALLY JUST STEVE ROGERS FUCKING WITH A STRANGER
HE JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO FUCK WITH A DUDE HE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW
HOW OFTEN DOES HE DO THAT
is steve rogers just fucking with people constantly bill murray style
does he steal french fries from strangers and tell them no one will ever believe them
does he lift cars when only small children are looking
did steve realize that captain america had a bizarrely wholesome reputation and use it as a way to prank people blamelessly
Yes. Obviously.
gps: pronounces one (1) street name wrong
every person in the car:
accidental foreshadowing: the hits
Magnus, in Refuge: Listen, either they die or we forget about them, so, either way. ..
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Griffin: It’s like an airlock in a spaceship
Travis: Which of course we’ve been in before.
Griffin, very nervously: ….no? probably- probably not…
Clint: Maybe in the backstory!
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Magnus, indignant for all the wrong reasons: Hey, we don’t know shit about history! We don’t even remember where we are right now!
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Taako in Rockport Limited: It’s BARRY. How quickly you forget, huh?“
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Travis after the first inoculation, in Moonlighting: Did we remember anything about the umbrella we found in the dungeon or any of that?
Griffin: No.
Travis: Huh.
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Magnus: “I go and stand where he (the drifting mysterious incorporeal red spectre) is, and I jump around like ‘hey guys look I’m in a red robe!”
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Travis: hey, are the voidfish’s powers like…selective?
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Griffin, dodging like crazy: I mean, I imagine Barry’s voice sounds pretty different when he’s engulfed in flames.
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Griffin in The Eleventh Hour: I imagine it’d be very disorienting, dying like that and then not dying.
Taako, nonchalant: Just another day at the office, baby.
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BONUS from Rockport Limited; i just know this one was a two-year-long brick joke thanks griff
Jenkins: Remember, don’t leave anything behind, and you can’t take anything.
Magnus: Well, except memories.
Jenkins: The memories will be obliterated…no, no, no. I’m kidding. Nothing could destroy memories.
Someone: Eddie and Venom aren’t together!! They don’t love each other! Stop being weird!
Me:
Me, abt to hit the film snobs in my class with “I really loved Venom”:








