aspiringtoeloquence:

2srooky:

nomercymedic:

My favorite thing about Dungeons & Dragons is how fucking quickly people become ride-or-die bitches with each other

no lie i had a campaign where I tried playing a really chaotic neutral “leave me alone” rouge and ended up attached at the hip to our monk who couldn’t roll higher than a natural 10 to literally save his life bc in our first encounter he called my character “a nice lass” and that was all it took

#these are my weird friends they are my weird friends you can’t have them

mxxn-kitten:

vampire-kohai:

mxxn-kitten:

stonedlilbrat:

mxxn-kitten:

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

Reblog this post to get something you want

orinocoflowbyenya:

i’m screaming @ this finesse…. yes girl get that republican coin…….

incorrect-venom:

Anne: how did you two get into a car accident?

Venom: Well, we were driving and there was a deer in the road. So I said “deer” to alert Eddie and what did you say?

Eddie, with his head in his hands: “Yes, honey?”

taakostan:

You reach hell’s gates and meet Cerberus but its heads are the McElroy brothers

Would it be stupid to get my tattoo colored in with a rainbow gradient?

This is what it looks like now:

colindrezlesbian:

girls w low or raspy voices are hot don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

horrorbisexual:

ok fran drescher is literally responsible for turning an entire generation of women gay like….when is she going to be compensated adequately for all the heavy lifting shes done against my personal internalized homophobia alone? nobel peace prize when?