Justin mcelroy: *laughing uncontrollably as he tries to tell a joke, completely unintelligible*

Me:

dopest-ethiopian:

unf0rgivingly:

shouldnt:

I think I just peed my pants.

For the love of god watch this until the end

I saw my life flash before my eyes

the cameraman:

herelyqueerly:

filmeditors:

gabrieldreyfuss:

Creepy: This Guy Has No Nostalgia For The Movie ‘Holes’

this is better than an entire season of american horror story

is no one concerned that he did not blink ONCE

Slowly coming to terms with the fact that I’m probably demisexual and it’s actually been really stressful

thedeadlygrips:

unfollow me if u have not fallen in love with me

baggvinshield:

remember when rumlow only made an appearance in cacw to remind the audience that steve is in love with bucky

tinymintywolf:

this vine was the only thing i could think about throughout the entire movie

gaypussyretard:

birdsb:

weavemama:

moral of the story is…..being racist and bitter makes you age like milk

this bitch is FORTY THREE????

prasejeebus:

Me after hanging out with straight people

Here’s a tip

spoopy-soren:

xxwolfmeetstheskyxx:

Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork