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starsandsupernovae:

this entire goddamned site after Venom (2018)

medusabraids:

medusabraids:

thank you NEXT

thank you NEXT

thank you NEXT

thank you NEXT

thank you NEXT

thank you NEXT

sunciaga:

its just me, my escapist tendencies, and these tits

coq:

not knowing how to respond to messages and forgetting about them for so long that it becomes impossible to respond to them without it being weird is the bane of my socially awkward existence

stele3:

languageoclock:

argumate:

vintar:

i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal

oops

do you not sing this in other countries?!?!??

NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.

littlegaycloud:

trickortpwk:

THANK U, NEXT HAS THE REAL BIG DICK ENERGY 

onlyblackgirl:

fallenangelfish:

showerthoughtsofficial:

No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.

this is UPS driver erasure

I’ve never seen a UPS person. They toss those packages from the highway. Don’t even stop.