toomanylokifeels:

shaylogic:

shaylogic:

Bb MCU Loki: *scrapes knee* mom why is my blood blue

Frigga, super Done and staying out of it: ask your father

Loki: dad, why do I have blue blood?

Odin, sweating: because you’re royalty, of course

Thor: *scrapes elbow* dad, i’m royalty, too, right? Why’s my blood red?

Odin, sweating bullets: you’re adopted

Odin panicking and telling Thor he’s the adopted one instead is peak comedy.

tami-taylors-hair:

alfa-limalimon:

whatyouwanted-whatyougot:

gorgeousnerd:

artisticclusterfuck:

there are only two genders: broadway actors who were on smash and broadway actors who were on glee

this is broadway actors who were on law and order erasure

False. ALL Broadway actors have been on Law and Order.

I don’t know much about Broadway actors, but:

A family friend’s brother is a Broadway actor and has been on L&O! He was the diver who discovered the body! He may have been on it more than once.

A friend from New York was hosting their little sister who’s probably about 14-15, and we were talking about an older boy she thinks is cute and she dropped this gem- “Well, he’s an actor, but I don’t think he’s doing well, he hasn’t been on Law and Order”, and I just loved that that’s her measure of success in acting. 

marvel-leviathan:

allmybandsareacronyms:

I think the fact that two men on Queer Eye have started dating women who were already in their lives should clue men into the fact that there could be women in their lives that care for them deeply and even romantically, and would date them, if they knew that dating wouldn’t include being their fucking mother and teaching them the basics of taking care of themselves as a grown ass adult.

For a second I thought you meant two of the main guys and I got immensely confused