news14:

honestly i was going back through the adventure zone: balance and re-listening to murder on the rockport limited and fuckin… in chapter four, at 7 minutes and 49 fucking seconds, griffin says in this sing-song jenkins voice, “nothing could DESTROY memories…”

and i felt like i got fuckin punched upside the head

like he knew how this was all gonna play out THAT long ago??? fuck i don’t know the first thing abt being a dm but you have to be on some next-level shit to map out a story this intricate. i am continually fucking amazed by this podcast

jaspertheshark:

xeniawarriorprincesa:

Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?

Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out 🙂

Millennials: so we’ll get the schedule two weeks in advance right?

Minimum wage job: nah

Millennials: so when will we get it?

Minimum wage job: it’s a surprise 🙂