BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

swarnpert:

swarnpert:

go fish but instead of saying go fish you say go fuck yourself

“got any 3s?” “go fuck yourself”

I don’t know if you’ve ever played go fish but that’s what you say when you do have the cards they asked for

dateagirlsuggestion:

date a girl who gasps when she sees dogs

weinersoldier:

well, it’s been real folks, but this is where i leave you

agentofkhaose:

ayanak:

straight person voice at someone they know is gay: whoever you marry…

tinatinabrown:

yrfriendliz:

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793

This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words.

Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

this is the kind of content i came here for