justyouraveragehufflepuff:

She-Ra + The Onion headlines anyone?

incorrect-spop:

Glimmer: Come here you twink!

Sea Hawk: I’m a bear! I’m a bear!

Glimmer: You WISH you were a bear!

wyrmbloods:

wyrmbloods:

the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh

me, tossing and turning until 2 am: the lag…

meowsapow:

turing-tested:

arrested for being on main

if you have an account fuck you

Tumblr Staff 2018

bitchrosalie:

when bella got abandoned by edward we ALL got abandoned that was a group experience

apersnicketylemon:

Shoplifting actually isn’t a radical statement.

You DO actually hurt the low-wage workers, not the billionaire CEO/Owners of the company. 

Source: I’ve had my paycheck, hours, and job cut due to shoplifting on more than one occasion. I’m not the only one.

Also, you know who they blame first for large numbers of shoplifters frequenting the store or lots of product going missing? The staff. You know what they do if they think a few people on staff might be stealing? They replace all of them. Regardless of whether they can prove it. Yes. That’s totally legal.

Stop acting like your shoplifting is some radical anti-capitalist statement. It isn’t. You’re only hurting the very people you claim to support. SOME stores have a certain amount they expect to lose to shoplifting, but not all of them do. It can vary even within a company.

And yes, stealing food when your hungry IS different from stealing $500 worth of makeup because you wanted it.

commanderalexa:

wlw waiting for the other to act on their feelings first

official-squidward:

hxmidea:

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

It really do be like that

transpunkspacejunk:

justin mcelroy: fantastic friend-shaped ageless deity who likely has the power to grant hilarious and extremely specific magical favors

travis mcelroy: nice and funny humanoid alien with a lumberjack aesthetic who has taken a liking to people and decided to stay long-term

griffin mcelroy: frightening but ultimately harmless trickster demon possessing the body of an IT helpdesk employee, genuinely just here for a laff

weirdfaggot:

partykris:

morwytch:

cephalotodd:

cephalotodd:

“good intrusive thoughts” i know you all get your entire scientific education off random tumblr posts but please for the love of god read even just one psych paper. im begging

or even just take an english class. “intrusive” means you don’t want them. they’re unwelcome. they can NEVER be fun or quirky or funny because by definition they are unsettling, unwelcome, and INTRUSIVE. jesus fucking christ 

Maybe there should be an alternate term for thoughts that randomly show up in your mind but they’re actually good??

Idk what they’d be called, but. Who knows.

theyre called thoughts