sallyyates:

flootzavut:

tiltingslightlybitchward:

eowynmoriarty:

parhelics:

ppl on facebook sarcastically saying “well why don’t we do 40 year background checks on EVERYONE in congress?? there’d be nobody left!1!!”

…..that’s a great idea, let’s do that!!

Yeah, like, if we got rid of all the pedophiles and rapists and racists and replaced them with good people, how does anyone have a problem with it?

I legit had someone unfriend me after they shared that post and I was like yeah, let’s do that!

Seriously though. If you did a forty year background check on me, you’d find lots of immaturity and stupidity, but you wouldn’t find any sexual assaults or attempted rapes because I’m a decent fucking human being.

Like, this is… not a hot take? This is seriously just keeping abusers out of positions of power. How does anyone have a problem with that??!?

bifurious-bostonian:

forgotten-sea-god:

ceruleanfuckup:

hervacationh0me:

Only way this shit gonna top marvel is if I get my own 8 foot tall genetically engineered avatar with some timbs and a long ass usb weave I can connect to trees and horses too the fuck

Avatar holds 2nd for the most money *ever* in the box office, when adjusted for inflation. Avengers is 13th. Avatar is the all-time worldwide highest grossing movie of all time too. Like Marvel is good at making movies but probably not gonna do better than Avatar

Name the main characters in Avatar. I’ll wait.

Aang, Katara, Sokka

till-the-end-of-thebucky:

onion-souls:

lewisaur:

wilhedivahater:

theyarenotaboy:

Put this in the MOMA

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

wow

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

the one direction playing in the background is what really puts it over the edge for me

horreurscopes:

do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately like i don’t know what kind of emotionally fulfilling experience to give you at 3 PM on a Wednesday !!!!!!!!!

doks-aux:

Things that I love that we as a fandom all seem to agree on concerning the Venom movie:

  • Eddie Brock is a disaster bisexual on the older end of the millennial scale
  • Annie Weying is the most powerful character in the Sonyverse
  • Dan Lewis ended toxic masculinity
  • Dora Skirth is secretly alive, having successfully bonded with the Blue symbiote and is happily in lesbians with it/they/her
  • If a crossover with the MCU did occur, Venom as a collective entity would utterly, truly, deeply despise Tony Stark
  • Eddie and Venom are, in fact, married

deluxetrashqueen:

Another thing I like about the Venom movie and its subversion of toxic masculinity is how, in Eddie’s apology to Anne, we see him multiple times start to give a sort of “half apology”, then correct himself. 

He starts saying “I’m sorry if what I did hurt you”, but stops himself and changes it to “I’m sorry for what I did that hurt you.” The first one shifts the blame and doesn’t take responsibility, the second one does. He also starts saying “I’m sorry for whatever I did” and changes it to “I’m sorry for everything I did”. The first feigns ignorance about exactly what he did that was wrong, the second one openly accepts it.

It’s just so common to hear the “sorry that you misunderstood me” or “I’m sorry you got upset” apology and it’s nice not only to have gotten such a genuine one from Eddie, but also the acknowledgment of him overcoming the immediate urge to give a less sincere one and purposefully correcting himself.