scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet
peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,
not enough tick hate on this website. everyone hates wasps or spiders but I rarely see issue with tiny undetectable blood sucking demons who hang out in beautiful plant-filled places and spread deadly disease with a single bite. wasps might punch you in the face occasionally but ticks will steal your lunch money and total your car and poison your food and use all the hot water and as the planet warms up these little devil suckpods are hitching rides anywhere their horrible little feet can plop themselves down and camp out for the next victim of their terrible curses.
Imprinting in itself is not inherently creepy or gross. In fact in the books it’s just presented as the wolf loving this person beyond belief and giving them whatever they need unconditionally.
But it’s also not inherently romantic. It’s said that the wolf will be whatever the person needs from them. Like even a father figure or a brother or anything like that.
WHATS CREEPY is smeyer making the concious decision to make Jacob and Renesmee’s relationship romantic. She could’ve kept it as Jacob being like an uncle or a brother to her. But NO she had to make it weird. All I’m saying is that imprinting in itself isn’t bad.
EmotionalGay94 