EmotionalGay94

north-star-lesbian:

bi-thor:

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

muppetymels:

autasticanna:

autisticjoy:

why??? do teachers????? love group works so much???????

Only four projects to grade

As a teacher I can tell you that is accurate. I mean, there’s also all this research stuff about “cooperative learning” and “best practices” and shit and the administrators want to see our kids “collaborating” but it really is about the grading.

quasi-normalcy:

thatnanda:

kavatprime:

kijilinn:

megatakesatumble:

We’re in year 4 of 2018….

I read this to my husband and he stopped dead while making toast to say, “That’s…. way too accurate.”

I didn’t believe this was true but…

No that can’t be right, because I remember I was still teaching math in Victoria and—

Good lord.

insomniac-arrest:

quicsilver:

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

debthaver:

un-neofriended:

Someone please quickly explain baby clothing sizes to me

baby clothes are smaller than most adult or even childrens clothes. i hope this helps

fartgallery:

actually it doesnt matter if you were good or bad in life, when you die you go to heaven but god says you need to wait in line and makes you take a ticket from a take-a-number machine. but its rigged so the number is always “69420″ and if you laugh you get sent straight to hell