ayrenn:

saundering:

ayrenn:

how do you think incels feel when they come to this website and see women wanting to fuck junkrat and pennywise but not them?

I read this in a very accusatory tone

honestly this is my favourite addition to this post bc if you read it as being accusatory it becomes hilarious

unpretty:

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

thefiresofmustafar:

thecyndimistuff:

osterfields:

osterfields:

me: i don’t think t’challa should have to put up with any of the avengers, he seems so above their petty drama

me: except thor. i want t’challa to become best friends with thor.

the avengers: we know you were there but did you ever actually hear the full story of what happened between steve rogers and tony stark, it’s very –

t’challa: can you please shut the fuck up

thor: wanna hear about the time my brother turned into a snake and stabbed me?

t’challa: of course baby

t’challa: oh btw did you ever meet the Dora Milaje, they’re our all-female warriors dedicated to protecting the throne and the kingdom.

thor, on the edge of an excitement breakdown: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

snorlaxatives:

trader joe’s is so strategic with their cheap ass pricing… i’ll be browsing the store like ‘oh wow that’s just$2.99′ ‘this is only $3.99′ ‘i gotta get this it’s only $1.99′ and then i end up spending 85 bucks because my weak monkey brain can’t comprehend that things add up