y’all still consume media for its actual content??? it’s 2018 we watch youtube series and listen to podcasts of friends sharing banter and inside jokes to give ourselves the illusion of intimacy
it is so funny how life is just whatever. it’s hilarious. life is so regimented all the way through high school and then after that you just do literally whatever it’s all just whatever. you’re like “should i do this?” and everyone you know is like “just do whatever” absolutely incredible. that can’t be real
Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩
because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all
What you’re telling me is that in New Moon, Bella got a paper cut and everyone had to skip out bc blood.
BUUUUUUUUUTTT
In BD PT 1, Carlisle literally carries an open cup full of blood around and nobody bats an eye?
also bella was literally bleeding out in the ballet studio and jasper was perfectly fine and focused on the background, but that tiny drop of blood and he completely falls apart? unrealistic
lesbian: i want you to shove your whole hand up inside me
other lesbian: gimme a second. *opens blog* hey guys this girl just asked me to shove my whole hand up inside her, do you think she’s gay and into me or is she just being nice?
EmotionalGay94 