“look, it’s not like i hid anything, it just never came up!”
“You called yourself out for ‘straighsplaining’“
the whole bi thing goes completely over charles’ head and he keeps getting really aggro like “oh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!”
everybody else is like “charles no”
at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler they’ve been looking for
But John was in his room all night. You can feel his tv, its still warm.
sharice davids just unseated a republican in the middle of fucking kansas becoming the first native american woman to serve in the us house of representatives and guess what SHE’S ALSO A LESBIAN
It’s no wonder Eddie and Venom are such a compatible match. They are literally the same.
Like, obviously, there’s Venom, who’s ready to betray the actual rest of his entire species after spending maybe a day and a half chilling in Eddie’s organs because Eddie was kinda polite to him and said things like “Thank you” and “We.”
But then there’s also Eddie, who can’t stop falling half in love with anyone who’s even remotely kind to him, whether that be his ex-fiancee’s new boyfriend or the sentient alien goo that has suddenly taken up residence in his upper GI. The boy is twice tripping all over himself thanking Dan for taking care of him and becomes so quickly invested in the idea of himself and Venom as a unit that he’s nearly moved to tears when he thinks the literal alien that’s hijacked his body has been lying to him.
They’re a couple of reckless, affection-starved, sappy losers, and they were made for each other.
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