cons of tapeworm
-regular parasite stuff. I don’t want to bore you
pros of tapeworm
-friend inside
-never lonely
Who let Venom make this shitpost?

Tfw you live in the midwest and see a cute girl wearing flannel and have to play america’s favorite gameshow, Gay Or Country
I can say from experience that this is not just a Midwest thing
btw, raising your kids to be compassionate and caring for other people isn’t brainwashing them to be a liberal
that’s just basic human decency and it’s a shame some of ya’ll’s parents didn’t bother with it.
The fact that empathy has become politicized is real telling, especially of the ones who say that empathy is an evil of the other team.
they see it as weakness and that makes them weak, ironically.
Here comes the circus talking about, “See voting doesn’t change everything.” Yeah, it wasn’t a complete victory. Nobody was expecting God to appear in the sky and physically move trump and everyone who voted for him to lowest bowels of hell because we voted. But there was some good victories across the country, and that means only more to come.
I can’t believe no one has posted a clip of this yet. This is one of the funniest bits in the whole show.
As someone who was raised Catholic, when I first saw this bit, I was laughing and crying so hard because damn if this isn’t 2000% accurate.










