you’d think edward cullen – a dude who’s like 110 years old and has multiple degrees and is incredibly smart – would come up with a better excuse than ‘it’s the, uh, fluorescence’ and just walking away
Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason
this is the most distressing post ive ever read because not only have i never once seen or even heard of this but there are dozens of people in the notes reaffirming it with shit like “yeah i do that all the time” “i had a friend who could do this on command” what the real, genuine fucking fuck
Edward, to Bella: you’re the reason I have something to fight for. a family.
the Cullens, who put up with his emo ass for over a hundred years: damn, fuck us I guess
This has the same energy as Edward saying he’s never seen a vampire control their thirst for blood as well as Bella does, when Carlisle’s been flexing his impeccable control for centuries
Being gay is your thing. There are parts of it you have to go through alone. I hate that. As soon as you came out, you said, “Mom, I’m still me.” I need you to hear this: You are still you, Simon. You are still the same son who I love to tease and who your father depends on for just about everything. And you’re the same brother who always complements his sister on her food, even when it sucks. You get to exhale now, Simon. You get to be more you than you have been in… in a very long time. You deserve everything you want.
I tried Blue Apron for the first time tonight and like….I want to write Griffin McElroy a thank you letter because I never would have heard about it if not for MBMBaM
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