today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that i’d done something to upset you” because i used to only call him dad when i was annoyed and i was like…….oh
look what you did internet
you made the word daddy weird for me and now you’ve made my dad feel insecure
I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about
Sometimes I fear we accidentally created a new language
why fear it when you can embrace it
We actually have…an updated version. You know how the idioms we have are said but never finished because it’s assumed that as long as the person you’re talking to speaks the same language they’ll understand the rest?
Ie. Jack of all trades master of none->better than a master of one
Great minds think alike->but fools rarely differ
Over time the second half gets lost because it’s been passed down orally so some idioms meanings have been warped but that’s a different conversation (ie. “Blood is thicker than water” is actually “the blood of the convent is thicker than the water of the womb”)
Vine are like that for us. You only need say the first half and every person under 30 knows the second half, no context needed. It’s cool as shit how the internet has done that for us. Vine sayings have become idioms in a sense…
You can walk in a straight line from Madrid to Shanghai without hitting a major body of water using Earth’s curvature.
Egg hatching route.
For everyone who says “that’s not a straight line it’s a curved line” please remember that the Earth is round, not flat. Here’s the line, as rendered with Google Earth:
As you can see, the line is straight!
I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, but I wouldn’t swim a single mile
-Colin Farell
– the guy who played him in deathly hallows
– a mop
– tom hiddleson
– daniel Radcliffe in a blonde wig
– tom Felton
– matt smith
– David Tennant
– the kid from home alone
– a snake
– a shadow from a subway sub
– Judy Dench
– the ghost of Shakespeare
– me in a blonde wig
Venom: it’s a quick in and out, gonna destroy the human race, take over the planet then maybe go home. but first I gotta make myself known in this disgusting meat suit of a human-
Eddie: *screams like a bitch and falls into the bathtub then passes out*
Venom: ok so slight change of plans, we’re gonna stay here forever and elope with that one
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