badass-bharat-deafmuslim-artista:
This is literally the worst insult I’ve ever seen someone say to colin firth
😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing every time this post comes across my dash.
*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*
Venom: You’re mine now, Eddie.
Eddie:
Eddie: sounds fair
tonight we eat at netflix
“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.
EmotionalGay94 