luminestq:

babydogdoo:

this gives off extreme good boy energy

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

rainboflg:

theactualcluegirl:

sandersstudies:

I don’t want to be rich, I just want to be comfy.

Want to have one really nice set of plates and silverware for company and Thanksgiving.

Want to be able to buy a new outfit and a good bra at least a couple times a year.

Want to be able to give “just because” gifts.

Want to burn incense and candles in my home daily, and have nice soaps.

Want to be able to donate to charity frequently and without worry.

Want to buy hardcover books to read and put on a shelf for my kids to read someday.

Want to have candies in bowls for people who visit.

Want to be able to take my young siblings and cousins to a movie and let them get the big popcorn they won’t finish, because there’s magic in just having it.

Want to have a linen closet or at least a linen shelf.

Want to go see live local theater several times a year.

Want to have a bottle of wine or champagne in the house for when I suddenly need to celebrate.

Want to have a kitchen with basic baking supplies so I can bake bread on the weekend, and pies for special occasions.

I just want to be comfy.

That is my definition of ‘wealth’, as contrasted with ‘excess’.  As my mother in law put it – if I can see a little something in a store that I know a friend would love, and just BUY it for them without having to worry about whether I can afford it in the budget, that means I’m well off.  And that?  That is what I want.

For everyone.  

Everyone.

relatable…

^ Agreeeeeed

onlinepunk:

halloweepforjily:

heidivolturi:

lunarlegend11:

onlinepunk:

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

twilight au where Edward and his family just go along with it for kicks:

Rosalie hates it, Jasper sucks (or can’t keep a straight face) so he takes any excuse to avoid Bella, Carlisle doesn’t like pretending to hurt people so he decides his new persona has miraculous control, Alice and Emmett are LIVING this lie

they have an emergency family meeting to come up with basic ground rules and cover story but then just wing everything else

Edward had to tell Bella that they sparkle in the sun because Alice had dumped an entire bucket of glitter on him that morning when he got out of the shower

how would jacob fit into this tho

he’s a furry

mockiato:

Some people are like, legit jealous of lesbians because of what they believe the lesbian experience must be like, from the outside, even though it bears no real resemblance to what being a lesbian is actually like. And frankly I have very little sympathy for people who are malicious to actual lesbians because of it 🤷‍♀️

You gotta work on your self love but meanwhile I have zero obligation to help you with that while you spit in my face

geekandmisandry:

“Millennials are killing the-”

farmfreshmemes: