being a movie snob is the worst thing possible like im sorry you need neon lights and 3 minute silent staring contest scenes to get your balls to drop. watch legally blonde for some real art
Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk
this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning
According to MPAA guidelines, you are allowed to say fuck once in a PG-13 movie without risking an R-rating. Thus Pikachu COULD say fuck and the movie would still only be rated PG-13, a rating that millions of kids go see every year due to every superhero movie ever being rated PG-13 (except Deadpool of course). Therefore there is no excuse to not let Pikachu say fuck. In this essay I will…
Thor: I’ve failed you. I spent four years desperately trying to track down the remaining Infinity Stones but I never could and now half the universe is gone. I’m so sorry. I’m sure the rest of you have done twice the amount I have.
Natasha:
Steve:
Clint:
Tony: ummmm we spent the past 2 years not speaking after we had a fight in a Tesco carpark.
Certain breast shapes will never allow your breasts to appear “perky” and that’s normal/natural and okay.
“Cellulite” on the skin is a genetic aspect to how a female’s body stores fat. Since the fat cells are round, they appear indented in the skin. This is normal/natural and okay – every girl/woman has it.
Thigh gaps are genetic, too. Some women’s/girls leg/pelvic bones do not allow for a thigh gaps. Depending on weight distribution, genetics, and bone structure/density, it is normal/natural to have or not have one. Please don’t do something drastic to achieve one, your body may not be designed that way.
Your weight fluctuates as you grow and throughout the year. Often times your weight will go up when you are preparing for a growth spurt, or before your period (due to water weight retention). This is normal/natural and okay.
You will be hungry during your period due to the massive amount of calories burned due to shedding your uterine lining. This is natural/normal and okay, and your body is going through a natural process and increasing your diet in order to compromise for it (and keep you fed and healthy).
Finding a significant other is not important and not necessary for you to live a full young life. There is no time constraint to find someone, and you will be ten times happier when you allow yourself to have the freedom to be a kid and not worry about impressing people.
It’s okay to speak up and ask for what you want (or inform someone of something you don’t want). Ask that teacher a clarifying question, tell that boy to stop picking on you – find your voice and never let anyone take that away from you. Future you will thank you.
It’s time to stop worrying about being a girl, and start allowing yourself to be a kid. Be bold, be strong, be outspoken, be opinionated, be smart, be brave – be powerful!
Don’t forget to love yourself through all of the things life has to throw at you 💜
It’s time to stop worrying about being a girl, and start allowing yourself to be a kid.
EmotionalGay94 