every time i see a stingray i’m like fuck that guy…. not after what you did to steve jobs
steve jobs…
im glad i live in the age of smartphones n google so i can prove to men that im right and theyre wrong. imagine being in the victorian ages and some man is telling u some complete bullshit but you have no way to shove a google results page telling him exactly how stupid he is right in his face. like what are you gonna do pull out encylopedia brittanica? you’d just have to sit there and deal with his smug dumb ass convinced that ‘exalt’ and ‘exile’ mean the same thing….google is the natural enemy of male superiority complexes
this is a cult ezra you’re describing a cult
when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™:
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:
Rick Riordan finally snapped and released emails he sent to The Lightning Thief movie makers….
I can’t stop laughing
It was bad but at least it introduced me to it and I liked the concept enough to read it.
Lmfaoooooo he said “there’s one thing we can agree on: it needs help”
😂😂😂😂

do you ever see a really pretty girl and your brain just short circuits? like you literally can’t think of anything but the pretty girl and it’s just?? wow! gay!




























