gurlukovich:

gurlukovich:

the best parts of “british cuisine” aren’t even originated from the u.k…. fish and chips was brought over by jewish immigrants, curry was stolen from india, nandos is portuguese. all they gots is mashed potatoes and boiled unseasoned sausage. and eel pie. and chip cobs. 

just a reminder that everything good about england came from immigrants

kaijuno:

mr-stereotypical:

kaijuno:

My mom woke me up and was like “get up let’s go to the market” so I was like ‘okay’ and I got up and got dressed and went out into the kitchen to see my mom just waking up still in her robe and she turns to me and I’m confused because she was just dressed? So I was like “did you just tell me to get up and go somewhere with you or did I dream that??????????” And she was like “…. no… I was thinking about waking you up in a few hours to ask if you wanted to go to the farmers market with me though…”

So like I had a dream she woke me up to go to the farmers market that was real enough for me to get up and get dressed only for her to tell me she had only thought about waking me up to go to the farmers market????

I was just like “yeah well you think too loud it woke me up” and went back to bed because like ??

It’s starting…

This reply is omenous and slightly terrifying

asymmetrical-asexual:

m3glit:

meghaljanardan:

i just want to let ya’ll know i was never asked out to a school dance in high school and have never been on a date in all 24 years of my life. i’m not mad about it, just trying to normalize it. 

I was never asked out in high school either and I was in my twenties when I started dating. I’m glad I’m not the only one who wants to normalize that. It made me feel like I was a freak/unlovable for the longest time and if someone were there to tell me “it’s ok you’re not weird for that” it would have made a huge difference to me.

I spent SO MUCH time in high school trying to figure out what was wrong with me. Even the weirdest dorks I knew had dated each other at least. I thought maybe I just put out a bad vibe or something until finally my senior year a girl I was friends with mentioned that she’d never had a boyfriend. And she was so… normal? She was pretty and nice and funny and had lots a friends. I was like ok… if she’s never dated anyone and there’s nothing wrong with her maybe there’s nothing wrong with me either lol