ambris:

pudge-alicious:

lordmeowdemort:

Marshmallow tacos

just watch and you will understand

I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that

trashfirefallon:

jewishcatra:

ankle-beez:

Breaking news: Local Dipshit Doesn’t Know what a Necklace is

IM SCREAMING HOLY SHIT THESE PEOPLE REALLY DONT KNOW HOW BEING FAT WORKS

displacecourse:

worldwarace:

displacecourse:

if you like someone, and you like having sex with them, and you wanna have sex with them…. that’s what sexual attraction is. there’s not some other secret definition!! it’s not that deep!!

Mm, smell that demiphobia

file under sentences I wish I’d never had to read

axngelic-princess:

Being kissed softly!!!!! fingers gently tracing your skin!!! Your hair being tucked behind ur ear!!!!!!! The little thumb rub thing when u hold hands!!!!!

hulahooplal:

the way money just disappears when you buy something is very cursed and I don’t like it.

sapphicalienn:

kaijuno:

They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

annalightwood:

tearlessrain:

2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely

#january-march was 4 years ago // april was normal i think // may was a week ago // june 1st was a year ago#summer in general was the vague concept of exsistence that lasted anywhere between 13-18 weeks#october was at least a week and a half // November?? tried her best but sister only lasted two days this year#today is already yesterday#2018#edit: i completely forgot september existed which honestly says a lot (via @steebucks)

moghedien:

moghedien:

I read a short story where a woman character “always looked forward to her period” because it was “a reminder of her womanness” and YES! The story WAS in fact written by a male!

*my uterus hits the self destruct button and tissue and blood begins falling out of my vagina*

*music drops*

*Shania Twain voice* Let’s Go Girls