c4tra:

tag urself i’m catra and adora swearing they’re enemies while taking every opportunity they have to stand 3 cm away from each other

schmergo:

scopesandskullties:

schmergo:

Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God

Explain

Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat

carrionthrash:

Tumblr users, for years: Hey we like using your website but can you please do something about all the vile content like the stuff that is straight up illegal

@Staff, for years: Sorry we don’t know how 😦 look I’m wearing my tie as a belt, we are designing webs site , no yelling!!!!

Apple: We aren’t going to have your app in our store anymore because the site is overrun with deplorable content to the point where 14 year olds needs to add “pedophiles don’t interact!!!” on their glitter slime gifsets

@Staff, immediately after being threatened with a hit to their ad revenue: *all stop doing coke in the bathroom for once and purge the site in a day*

osointricate:

“In this essay I will” is a meme that only encourages the op to put forth ideas into the world without making a concrete claim allowing them to express ideas on a subject without conclusion while at the same time submitting a thesis as fact

“Thanks for coming to me TED talk,” in contrast, allows the op to claim that whatever statement they’ve said to be their final say on any given topic, but also allows people to grow on it as well, as are the nature of TED talks

We are creating shortcuts in communication and I love it

ray-winters-sings:

duzk:

duzk:

All this talk about gays not being able to drive is blatant erasure of those of us who were brave enough to weather the trials of the DMV (Forbes’ selection for Straightest Place on Earth eleven years in a row) so that we could return triumphant, finally able to drive each other to the 24 hr grocery store at 2 am, the gayest hour, to buy cheap vodka and takis

Stand up for your rights, auto homos! Don’t let them forget your sacrifices

lyriform:

if you tip your pizza delivery driver $10 or more they’ll remember your house and offer you protection from mirror world delivery drivers (shadow pizza hut, evil dominos, little caesers)

diamondfangedbarbarian:

fireandlifeincarnate:

supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

When one seems completely non-mutated and they’re like