thatsparrow:

like I go on social media platforms sometimes, and I’ll put up with anything. i’ll log on to some garbage website, i don’t wanna name an actual website so let’s just make one up. let’s call it “tumblr”. so i’ll log onto tumblr and i’ll go, “can you ban all the porn bots?” and they go, “no, we’re not gonna do anything about it” and I go, “okaaay!” and then I go watch something on netflix. and then i come back to tumblr and I go, “any updates?” and they go “yeah, we flagged a bunch of posts incorrectly and deleted blogs that had nothing to do with the porn bots. because we hate you. now take this pointless april fool’s gag that doesn’t matter, go fetch!” and I go “okaaay!” and I @ staff and go, “can I have my blog back please?“ and they go “NO!” and I go “okaaay!” and they go, “you’re a little naive user, aren’t you?” and I go “nooo,” and they go “SAY IT!” and I go “i’m a little naive user.“ and then I go over to the tumblr support link (which is an oxymoron) and I go, “can this please be a functioning website?” and they go “no! in fact, we’re gonna ban all nudity on this site indiscriminately! and we’re going to keep incorrectly flagging sfw posts with our shitty algorithm! and we’re not gonna do anything about the white nationalists!” and I go “why are you doing this to me?!” and they go, “because we’re tumblr staff, and life is a fucking nightmare!”

alternativeblkgal:

hotgirltori:

honestly if tumblr does die like a good 75% of twitter users are screwed cause they’ve been ripping off posts from here and blocking everyone who calls them out

every thinkpiece on Twitter, BuzzFeed, mic and a BUNCH of other websites is ripped off content from here. but people just think everyone on this website is a whiny loser

phantomrose96:

Throw back to 2013-specific Tumblr experiences

  • “Can you make that ask rebloggable?”
  • Any post more than 3 sentences long getting reblogged as a “link”
  • Seeing someone’s reply in a comment chain deleted and wondering what stupid thing they said to get themselves deleted
  • Having the power to delete/edit other people’s comments in general
  • Reaction Image Folders
  • “I might lose followers for this, but this blog supports gay rights!”
  • Tom Hiddleston thirst
  • Bendytoots Thirst
  • 100000 posts about ex-anime nerds getting back into anime because of Attack on Titan
  • “Reblog this image if you’re in the (X) fandom”
  • Flower Crowns
  • Flower Crowns on Hannibal Characters
  • “And now, the weather”

themanicnami:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

butteryswimmingthing:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

fool-errant:

bellamynochillblake:

im-reddie:

bellamynochillblake:

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child 

I actually made this a button last convention

Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now

explain pls

No

Remember those days on quizilla with Lemons and Limons