Author: emotionalgay94

ukrindian:

teamdattony:

mens-rights-activia:

When you’re team iPhone and you follow Apple maps and end up getting lost and the android user in the back seat comments “this would’ve never happened if you used google maps”

this is so advanced

I feel like I’m hallucinating this

purified-zone:

xelamanrique318:

urgonnaloveme:

why

LET HER SPEAK

i knew working 500 jobs and getting 3,000 masters degrees wasnt the healthiest way to live

addranaintominecraft2k18:

Vampire hunter: DONT GO IN THAT CASTLE THE LADY WHO LIVES THERE IS A VAMPJRE

lesbians:

andrewthedankmemefuck:

real-truth:

real-truth:

estufar:

i-am-loco:

crimefighter-bae-b:

rubykgrant:

crimefighter-bae-b:

when you draw a face, but you never bothered to get the body right first.

With the power of Photoshop we can combine our art skills…

…and create perfection.

This is beautiful

or better yet,

She has been wooed~

Never forget true romance 💕

jakemorph:

people on here act like the gay community is a recent invention… like people weren’t openly gay before the 90s… but jf. kennedy was being openly gay as fuck for ignoring jackie while her phat ass was out like that as early as 1963

sewingfrommagic:

Venom: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Eddie asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Eddie: what kind of animal is the pink panther?

Venom, already taking off their clothes: Eddie you’re so fucking stupid.

dankmemeuniversity: