likeanytruelove:

honestly how am i gonna make it in the world???? i get a little teary eyed any time someone compliments my personality

soloveitchik:

taggediconic:

soloveitchik:

The customer is never right

normalize the customer never being right

c-bassmeow:

kanjiklubb:

12 year old me:

0phelia-gr3y:

donutmongoose:

gayerthangrantaire:

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

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elliewilliams:

why was taz balance so good. it didnt have to be it was literally a comedy dnd podcast between 3 brothers and their dad. the trios nickname was the boner squad. why did i cry three times during the finale that griffin specifically chose to be episode 69. one of them took their date out to a pottery and wine combo establishment called “the chug and squeeze” which, after later episodes, was scenes that contained shit thatd were so plot-twisty i stared at my wall for a good minute thinking about it. a character that was named garfield and was never given a physical description – which resulted in everyone just picturing the cat – had a clone of one of them stored away in the back room for reasons that were never given. griffin ended this series purposely on episode 69

mommasboy7538:

lilydaddysgirl:

kinkymum:

fit-beach-tea:

fakesurgery:

bente36:

unclefather:

can’t risk it

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS.

Gotta take all the chances…..

Never risk it

I can’t take the chance by not posting…🍀

💟

Could use any good luck the universe can spare.

annalightwood:

tearlessrain:

2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely

#january-march was 4 years ago // april was normal i think // may was a week ago // june 1st was a year ago #summer in general was the vague concept of exsistence that lasted anywhere between 13-18 weeks #october was at least a week and a half // November?? tried her best but sister only lasted two days this year #today is already yesterday #2018 #edit: i completely forgot september existed which honestly says a lot (via @steebucks)

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn’t improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don’t you think

meilintheempressofdreams:

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

trainthief:

trainthief:

trainthief:

A fanfiction is only good if all of the conflict and angst in the entire 200,000 words could’ve been solved if they’d just had one honest conversation in chapter one

I want to be in chapter eighty three listening to my unreliable narrator be like “he stroked my hair softly, tucking a curl behind my ear. It was probably a show of friendship, I thought. I met his azure orbs for a moment and saw an emotion I couldn’t place, and for a brief moment I almost considered confessing everything. But before I could speak he padded away down the hall, shoulders heavy.” Like I’ll scream every time.

YES EXACTLY. the purest love is between two self-sacrificing dumbasses

a-telos:

nuderefsarebest:

I literally screeched.