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lonelydad38:

mediumsizedboy:

trans-junk-rat:

who The fuck names meds “Zoloft” sounds like some dark wizard cursing me for not wiping my feet before I enter his house and “sertraline” is his snakewife

Xanax the White

I saw a quiz on the internet once where there was a list of names and you had to guess whether it was a Tolkien elf or a prescription medicine.

http://quizzes.howstuffworks.com/quiz/drug-or-tolkien-elf-quiz

ofswordsandpens:

kyrstin:

PLEASE imagine being the person in line behind percy when he tried to put a fucking sand dollar into the vending machine at school

I just love how this also implies that when Percy Jackson was given a profound gift of currency from his father, a literal god, with the ominous statement that ‘he would know when to spend it’, he figured that a fucking snack from his high school vending machine was worth it.

anyasmusicbox:

I’m changing my major to Joan
I thought all my life I’d be all alone
But that was before I was lying prone in this dorm room bed with Joan

bloodydeath11:

gongchantv:

do you ever see spoilers for a show you don’t watch anymore and just

#’glad i got outta that one’

bottomsona:

if the only men you’re attracted to are fictional or celebrities, you’re not attracted to men

kazuhiramlller:

theyellowbrickroad:

so glad we’re finally getting accurate lesbian representation in the media

pragmatismandmagic:

Me, mid August, listening to episode 13 of Amnesty: Why the hell is it winter in Kepler? What is Griffin thinking doing the Christmas arc in the middle of the summer? Is Kepler’s calendar just permanently fucked?

Me, December, as the holidays approach as well as the climax of the winter arc of Amnesty, through tears: Griffin you funky time-manegment expert you

dajo42:

when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating