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i mean like everybody else i am waiting with bated breath for eddie to start calling the symbiote pet names but i just dont think “love” works in tom hardy’s vaguely new yorkish accent. me personally i am gunning for “baby”

venom: I AM OLDER THAN YOU ACTUALLY.

eddie: ohh haha, no when you call someone baby it means, like, uhh…. “i cherish you, i wanna protect and nurture you”

venom: OH

venom: TH.

venom: W

eddie: you ok there bud

venom: I AM DOING EXCELLENT, AND NOT CRYING

smalltownantifa:

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Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”

She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume

She keeps hanging this shit up around the house

Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”

She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough

We’re at her dads house it looks like this

This is like the straight equivalent of Get Out

leerans:

It’s wild how like… JKR is so skilled at so many aspects of writing, especially in little character moments, but when it comes to implications of throwaway lines she just… not a SINGLE thought. 

Like in Chamber of Secrets, when Harry is talking to Tom / Voldemort and is like, you Framed Hagrid, Tom is like, yeah he was always trying to raise monsters, 

he says that Hagrid tried to raise werewolf cubs under his bed like… 

oh you mean like, children? like human children?