smuggsy:

iamnmbr3:

So you know the bit where Riot pulls Venom off Eddie, and Eddie jumps forward and stretches out his hand so Venom can rejoin with him?

Clearly Eddie is Well Aware that symbiotes don’t need to make out with you in order to bond quickly. And yet he barely even hesitated when Venom came at him for the mother of all french kissing sessions. 

He just really wanted to make out with his alien goo monster significant other.  

And that’s valid. 

But the moaning though… Tom Hardy gives zero fucks lmao I love how they just let him do that. The crew must’ve been standing there shrugging like “yeah that’s okay i guess?” I mean after the lobster thing they probably just gave up

thefourtwentytimes:

nefertiti-bangz:

jpnlinn:

meechonmarss:

Adam & Eve

That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀

“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃

if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny

highsymbiote:

Goodnight

Art by yumemi (@An_yumemi)

boochieflipflops:

evilspice:

those memes about “having my first meal of the day at 5pm” appall and discuss me i can’t relate bc i like to give my body fuel .. rebecca black said “gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal” and i agree, apply that

depression retired

richard-fucking-feynman:

bethany-sensei:

slytherinpokegirl:

I don’t know if you have considered this but stop smoking in areas where people are forced to wait at. Don’t smoke at crosswalks. Don’t smoke outside doorways. Don’t smoke at bus stops. People with asthma or other breathing conditions or people that idk DON’T WANT TO BREATHE IN YOUR CIGARETTE SMOKE are trying to get to places and need to be able to breathe. Stop smoking in crowded areas. stop smoking in crowded areas. STOP FORCING NONSMOKERS TO SECOND HAND SMOKE. 

This may be news to some people, but this applies to marijuana too.

And vaping

livori:

straight person: but how do you Know when someone around you is gay?

me: today in yoga class our instructor said “this exercise is about being straight” and i immediately said “i’ve never been good at that” and only one (1) woman laughed. she had four piercings in her ears. what else do you need me to tell you

chloeniccole:

softlind:

theyarnlesbian:

dear lesbians:

talk to girls

do what

talk to girls. they might talk back…