online job application: what would you do if there were only 2 lifeboats left
A: lovingly give them both to 1 customer and die
Author: emotionalgay94
“Girl you think I give a fuck about this job. I don’t want this job, I want you.”
– Barack Obama
Big dick energy
highschool teen romance film
good christian girl: *is paired with withdrawn goth boy for assignment* ugh i hope i stay on this trouble maker’s good side 😦
good christain girl: *spots a book poking out of withdrawn goth boy’s bag* hey what’s that?
withdrawn goth boy: *pulls out copy of romeo and juliet* oh yeah just some light reading i usually do in lunch.
good christian girl: you…….like Shakespeare?
withdrawn goth boy: [quotes some of the wherefore art thou romeo scene without looking at the book]
good christian girl: that’s incredible!
withdrawn goth boy: yeah, i’ve always felt i’ve had a connection to romeo- as well as the protagonist of [another 9-11th grade mandatory reading book]
good christian girl: yeah *slightly flustered* same here….
bell rings
good christian girl’s friend: Kelsey-Anne Sue come on!! were going home!
good christian girl: be there soon guys! *looks back at withdrawn goth boy* see you around then, i guess 🙂
withdrawn goth boy: *cracks a shy smile* y-yeah. see you around
good christain girl: *coughs slightly, indicating that her mysterious disease may be returning*
4wns:
how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
sorry to improve your day without much notice but
NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED
Bosses/Managers be like…
DIE
I HATE HER 😂
I WAS NOT FUCKING READY
I swear I can’t stand her 😂💀
marvel-disney: steve and bucky are Totally Heterosexual Friends dear god please stop asking
sony: eddie brock and this agender space alien are gay lovers buy it on bluray
night time sucks because you’re always a little
1. horny
2. sad
3. overthinking
4. wanting someone
griffin mcelroy’s amnesty concept board
EmotionalGay94 