Tumblr is like the dude who got converted to christianity in jail and came out the other side a changed man. Big Tony Tumblr dont suck dicks no more, he left that life behind him, now he just plays scrabble and eats plain hot dogs.
The casting call for Artemis Fowl described him as a boy with a “fun-loving, open heart” so you knew before they even landed their eyes on the first mediocre white person the movie was irretrievably fucked
The casting call described him as what now
last i checked back in 6th grade, artemis was a fuckin dick of a child
“emotional intelligence” artemis fowl literally would rather die than express an emotion
im pretty sure he actually has on multiple occassions
im reblogging this again because i just remembered that artemis fowl hates being a Human Being With Feelings so much that he emotionally and mentally devastated *several* psychologists so badly that they gave up the profession, just because he didn’t want to admit that his father being declared dead and his mother falling into severe untreated mental illness such that she couldn’t recognize him on most days might, maybe, have upset him a little.
the fact that tumblr is 13+ to begin with despite having always been famously un moderated is fucking bonkers insane. just do what neopets did and make an infuriatingly cute Tumblr Jr to redirect the kids to
EmotionalGay94 