biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

thegayestofagendas:

Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.

i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement 

alloverthegaf:

*slams back a bourbon whiskey* listen mate I’ve been here for all kinds of ridiculous tumblr meltdowns I was here when Yahoo took over I was here for dashcon I was here when the notes disappeared I was here back when those superwholock chain posts of fucking up non believers were taken seriously and through every single one I have done fuck all. I have not changed a goddang thing. I waited for the end and the end never came. I do not plan on changing my status quo now. either things will go on as they always have and in six months time I’ll be here watching staff announce that anyone with over 1000 followers are being monitored or I will have been physically deleted from this wonderful stupid fucking website and either way I’m gonna go out posting pictures of my cat

I’m glad I moved. Like, seriously fucking glad. But then there are days like today where I think, “damn. I really moved 6 and a half hours away from my family to sit at a desk for 8 hours doing jack shit.”

akamxru:

akamxru:

i feel like into the spider verse is blowing my mind n looks so appealing to me bc its stylized cgi

because this

is rehashed, tonally identical and not imaginative or engaging to look at if youre not 9-12 y/o

but this

looks stylistically interesting and unique and actually fucking fun to watch so yea

and lord knows im not praising sony or anythin im praising the crew behind spider verse that took the initiative to

try and make their movie look different and fun

Thanks for joining me!

Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter. — Izaak Walton

technicallyflamey:

jenroses:

princecharmingtobe:

take-my-life-not-my-heart:

mathylibrarian:

i-came-from-the-abarat:

pros of long fics: well thought out, character development, builds relationships

cons of long fics: impending sense that something is going to go wrong at any moment

They’re together and happy, but there’s still ten chapters left.

what goes wrong that needs 10 whole chapters to resolve

It’s like watching a crime show.
Character: He did it!
Me: *looks at how much is left* He didn’t do it.

Some of us want to read 10 chapters of happiness. 

A novel by me

leonsdraisaitl:

It’s official. Seattle is going to have an NHL team.

amarriageoftrueminds:

*tunes in to inner monologue mid-rant* honestly what were they going for with Bucky and Steve if it wasn’t meant to be a gay romance first of all you cast two men who literally could’ve stepped straight out of a Tom of Finland anthology then you hit all the classic war romance movie tropes (including mutual damseling and a tragic scene involving a train), have Steve be awkward and panicked every time a woman makes a pass at him, have them both cock-block each other, have Steve himself declare that he only wants to date someone with shared life experience, and on top of that you cast ‘the sad gay boy’ actor as Bucky I mean it’s like they got Robert de Niro in and then were like ‘whaddya mean people are reading this character as scary and Italian’ if that wasn’t what you were going for then why-