mcelroy zodiac:
aries: pipis room
taurus: i think dogs should vote
gemini: high tech resume of the future
cancer: actually fuck this
leo: blast off into cybersex joe biden
virgo: three deep in the window
libra:
scorpio:
sagittarius: reverse lizard heist
capricorn: on the phone w/ the masons
aquarius: shrimp heaven now
pisces: