I LOVE family drama now that im the functional cousin who lives across the country bc now its never abt me & i just get to visit at my leisure, stand idly by drinking my wine, witnessing everything & judging everyone accordingly
Me, sipping my rosé & observing as my extended family has their annual 4 day thanksgiving get together wherein no less than 3 minor family scandals & 1 major one are revealed, at least 3 family members refuse to speak to one another, some cousin brings their significant other for the first time, another cousin has to jailbreak their ankle monitor & someone announces that they got divorced 6 months ago but never told us
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