dontstopmenooooow:

Venom: it’s a quick in and out, gonna destroy the human race, take over the planet then maybe go home. but first I gotta make myself known in this disgusting meat suit of a human-

Eddie: *screams like a bitch and falls into the bathtub then passes out*

Venom: ok so slight change of plans, we’re gonna stay here forever and elope with that one