What she says: I’m fine
What she means: ten days after I turned eight got my lips stuck in a gate my friends all laughed and I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to go to lip rehab for 6 weeks with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip and neither of us could talk until the 5th week because our lips were so swollen and when he finally did talk he only spoke polish and I only knew like 3 words in polish but now I know 4 cuz Oscar taught me the word for lip: oosta!
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