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[Audio Transcription: A bunch of clips of and about Kravitz. (Assume he is speaking in his weird cockney accent unless otherwise specified.)

Kravitz (as Pan): Merle. Merle. Behind you. Merle. Merl- damnit Merle look behind you. Merle it’s Pan look behind you. You fool.

Clint: Alright alright.

Kravitz: Oh well this is gonna be a lot easier than I thought.

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Kravitz: What. The fuck. Is wrong. With the three of you.

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Kravitz: I don’t even know how that worked out like, with physics.

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Griffin: And he blushes… and that’s his turn.

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Kravitz: (sarcastically) No no no. If you say so. I trust- There’s no way you’d be fibbin’ about this.

Magnus: Wait.

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Kravitz: Oh man this is embarrassing. You’re laying- you’re laying perfectly still! Performance anxiety, you know how it is.

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Kravitz: Boy you’re not intimidated by me at all, are ya?

Griffin: Okay.

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Kravitz: Uh… In this particular laboratory I am looking for… a number of people.

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Griffin: Die! Deceased!

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Kravitz: Uh, it’s certainly not you my man!

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Kravitz: That nerd… is a necromancer. Necromancy is real bad stuff.

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Kravitz: Merrrrrrle… fuckin’ Highchurch.

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Kravitz: Fifty seveeeeeeeen times!

Taako: That’s despicable.

Kravitz: And you’ve never come to visit. You’ve never come to visit me Merle! After fifty seven deaths!

Merle: I never call.

Kravitz: That’s just rude!

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Kravitz: (in a closer to American accent) Yeah. Yeah, great question. I’ve been wrestling with that one myself. (Back to cockney) It’s me by the way, Kravitz. Hi.

Magnus: Yeah, we got that.

Taako: Ohhhhh…

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Kravitz: Okay. Okay. Okay. Listen gang. I mean it would have been the apocalypse and like the end of both of our worlds but it would have been bad for me and my… career. No more mister nice Death. That’s it. Kravitz is gonna come a callin.

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Kravitz: (in a Dracula voice) I’ve got to switch accents to… trick my prey! (Back to cockney) That’s not true. It’s just a fun little character trait I’ve got.

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Kravitz: Y’know, put something in old Kravitz’s pocket.

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Kravitz: (trying out different accents) Yeah. Yeah! yeah. Yeah. Sorry what?

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Kravitz: Hmmm… Still alive. The mystery continues bye!

End transcription.]