likeshipsonthesea:

Dex: How are you planning on breaking up with Chad?

Whiskey: I was going to send him a text while he was sleeping that said, “We’re done.”

Dex: Hmm, straight and to the point. I like it…

Dex: But is it enough?

Whiskey: …

Whiskey: What about “We’re done. Goodbye.”?

Dex: Perfect.

The Next Day:

Dex: I told Nursey about how I approved of your break-up strategy with Chad and he said we’re, quote, “sociopaths.”